A Thousand Words, Part IX

by Marko Peric

Sometimes the pictures are really funny, sometimes they aren't. I scoured hundreds of photographs on the news services looking for material worthy of A Thousand Words. Here's what I found. The usual disclaimer stands: this is satire, don't get offended if I say something that upsets you or if I happen to compare George W. Bush to an ape. Not that I have. Yet.

Everyone was caught off guard when the new Prime Minister of East Timor made a shooting a handgun motion and yelled "Yo, yo, homies! glock glock!"

	It's not easy to give a serious speech, especially when Bono is standing nearby and loudly mocking you.

"Hi, I'm John, I'll be your captain this afternoon. The in-flight movie will be Battlefield Earth. I trust everyone is okay with that, or we might be in for a little turbulence."	"

	And you thought your boss sucked.

The latest fall lines from Italy: Dress by Versace. Purse by Gucci. Hat by Julius Caesar.

	Faddil's friends didn't know how to tell him that they weren't all that comfortable with the way he insisted on kissing them on the mouth.

"Mom! Eww! Stop it!"

	Justin really, really wanted to be in a Mountain Dew commercial.

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