A Thousand Words, Part X

by Marko Peric

It's been a while since there has been an edition of A Thousand Words. It's not because there haven't been funny pictures to mock on the newsreels, but with a new Thousand Words coming out every month the stale factor was definitely possible. But there's a considerable backlog of funny photos now, so I've decided to bring back one of my favourite features. Enjoy. Oh, the usual disclaimer applies: blah blah parody, blah blah don't get upset if I mock someone or something you take seriously. Blah.

Exactly how retarded does one have to be to think that this is likely to end well?

	The newly coronated Miss America screamed in horror as her predecessor stabbed the cold metal tiara into her scalp.

"Dude! My hand is like so huge!"	"

	Jim Bob was one of those guys who just couldn't say no, even when the question was "Hey, Jim Bob, will you let us put scorpions on your face for 5 minutes for 38 dollars?"

"Eyes up, Mr. Polanski."

	Poor Akira was overcome by the horror of the plastic clown's pallid visage.

And you thought trying to find a parking spot downtown was bad where you live.

	Through the magic of virtual reality you can now experience what it's like to be German during Oktoberfest.

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