A Thousand Words, Part VIII

by Marko Peric

If you happen to be a regular visitor to this site, you know what this is about, since I've been doing it monthly since December. If this is your first time reading A Thousand Words, don't worry, there aren't anywhere near that many words. And there are lots of nice colourful pictures that are here to be mocked. Keep in mind this is satire, and I've been known to be mean when I satirize. Enjoy.

Hassan's last thought was "Hmm, I wonder what happens if I pull here?"

	Alberto could levitate a soccer ball six feet in the air using only the power of his mind.

Newly-elected President Hamid Karzai is not only the man considered most likely to bring peace and stability to Afghanistan, he's also the man who will bring in some style.	"

	Just as Kylie Minogue's new found popularity reached its peak her alien masters returned to bring her back to the mothership.

I know what you're thinking, and you're right. The USA has been independent for a couple hundred years now. George W. must have slept though a lot of history classes.

	"Okay, okay, I'll trim the beard, but not too much."

Representative James Traficant was found guilty of nine counts of ethical misconduct this week, and one count of having a really bad hairpiece.

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