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Sometimes the pictures are really funny, sometimes they aren't. I scoured
hundreds of photographs on the news services looking for material worthy
of A Thousand Words. Here's what I found. The usual disclaimer stands:
this is satire, don't get offended if I say something that upsets you
or if I happen to compare George W. Bush to an ape. Not that I have. Yet.
"That's a real nice white elephant you've got there. What's
his name? He doesn't have a name? Okay, I'm gonna call him Skipper."
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Chuck Taylor of Mesa, Arizona holds up his multimillion dollar
winning lotto ticket. The first items on now-wealthy Chuck's shopping
list? I'm hoping it's a new shirt and jacket.
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Yet another satisfied customer of UltraLax, the
new laxative for those times when Metamucil and prunes just isn't
cutting it.
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Chose your own caption:
A: Looks like we have a winner
for the "Most useless way to spend a Saturday."
B: Jeff was going to protest bored cops, but
decided to go for something less obvious.
C: And you thought running a humour website was
a waste of time.
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The latest discount airline, Air 50, might offer
some really great ticket prices, but the seating leaves somewhat
to be desired.
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Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld realized too late
that he should have skipped 99 Cent Molten Plutonium Wings and
Tequila Shooters Lunch Special.
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"These are not the human rights violators
you are looking for. You don't need to see my papers. You can
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I'd like to see you come up with a caption that makes this funnier
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