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This has become one of my best received and most enjoyable features as
of late, and since it's not a lot of effort on my part, here's another
edition of A Thousand Words. Usual disclaimer, this is parody, don't be
offended if you disagree with my comments.
Try as he might, Yoshi always had problems with somersaults.
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Kathleen Turner demonstrates what might happen to your hands
if you play Unreal Tournament eight hours every day for
six months.
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Henry checked once again, but no, the seagull hadn't
crapped on his head.
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"I want you to bring me. . . a shrubbery! Not
a big one, maybe this high. Okay?"
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Free tips for president Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe:
A ball cap isn't terribly presidential. Neither is acting out
the shower scene from Pyscho.
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There's not much to do in the Dune Sea, apart from
hanging around the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful
Sarlaac, and watch the odd person get tossed in to be digested
over a thousand years. It reminds me of the Burger King parking
lot on a Friday night.
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This Spring the Milan fashion shows are all about
pirate chic. |
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When you're a Muppet, there's no better way to spend a Saturday
afternoon than getting all liquored up and cruising around in a limo
taunting pedestrians. |
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