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If you happen to be a regular visitor to this site, you
know what this is about, since I've been doing it monthly since December.
If this is your first time reading A Thousand Words, don't worry, there
aren't anywhere near that many words. And there are lots of nice colourful
pictures that are here to be mocked. Keep in mind this is satire, and
I've been known to be mean when I satirize. Enjoy.
Everyone was caught off guard when the former king of Afghanistan
ripped off his rubber mask to reveal he was actually Tom Cruise.
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I'm not sure who is worse at giving a high five — Laura
Bush with that tiger claw, or Dubya with the hand to the side
of her head.
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Recently reelected French president Jacques Chirac
struggles to stay afloat in a sea of bald guys.
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Stella wanted to make sure her husband knew exactly
what to pick up at the drug store.
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Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld quickly runs
out of fingers counting how many times I've made fun of him, Colin
Powell, and President Bush.
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I've never seen someone look so uninterested while
announcing "We're all doomed! Doomed!" |
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"Now see, when you buy cantaloupes you want them to be nice
and firm, but not too hard." |
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Hey Zimbabwean President Mugabe,
even if you happen to be a complete and total psychotic, the Hitler
mustache doesn't really work on you. Or on anyone else, for that
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Yasser Arafat reacted rather badly to Dr. Mark Greene's
death on ER. |
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