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This has become one of my best received and most enjoyable features as
of late, and since it's not a lot of effort on my part, here's another
edition of A Thousand Words. Usual disclaimer, this is parody, don't be
offended if you disagree with my comments.
"That's a cool hat. I wonder
where he got that hat. I could use a hat like that." |
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New for spring from Yves Saint-Laurent: The stylish
and fun, yet grossly overstated yellow silk parachute. |
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"Look, you freak, I don't want to be in Happy
Gilmore II, and if you sit next to me again I'm going to
take you out to the parking lot and run you over with my Benz.
You got that, man?"
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Sinbad got this shirt in the one alternate dimension
where he actually still has a career.
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Unfortunately Mohammed's parents couldn't afford
to buy him glasses.
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There's a narrow line between dressing up like royalty
and wearing a freshly popped Jiffy-Pop on your head.
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I tried. I really did. But I couldn't come up with
any caption to make this funnier than it already is. |
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