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A Thousand Words, Part II

by Marko Peric

A month ago I ran a photo caption feature called A Thousand Words, Part I. It received sufficient response and I enjoyed doing it enough to justify a second part, and quite possibly a third. My usual disclaimer now: this is for parody. Don't get offended if I mock someone you like. Now, on with the show.

Russian 'bad boy' politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky really needs to find a better way to deal with his self-esteem problems.
Russian 'bad boy' politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky really needs to find a better way to deal with his self-esteem problems.

One of the new demonstration sports at the 2002 Winter Olympics will be Extreme Freestyle Landmine Skiing.
One of the new demonstration sports at the 2002 Winter Olympics will be Extreme Freestyle Landmine Skiing.

"Look, when the President says he wants a real big barbecue chicken sub with lots of onions, you get down to Subway and you get the President a real big barbecue chicken sub with lots of onions."
"Look, when the President says he wants a real big barbecue chicken sub with lots of onions, you get down to Subway and you get the President a real big barbecue chicken sub with lots of onions."

"Hurry up, Ally McBeal is on in 20 minutes!"

"Hurry up, Ally McBeal is on in 20 minutes!"

No longer content with merely scowling angrily at the incompetent fools around him, Colin Powell has taken to using The Force to strangle them from across the room.
No longer content with merely scowling angrily at the incompetent fools around him, Colin Powell has taken to using The Force to strangle them from across the room.

While Frosty was a happy, jolly soul, his evil twin Chilly was far more malevolent.

While Frosty was a happy, jolly soul, his evil twin Chilly was far more malevolent.

Amal didn't completely believe that Khemed really had an invisible gun, but he wasn't going to risk it.

Amal didn't completely believe that Khemed really had an invisible gun, but he wasn't going to risk it.


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