A Thousand Words, Part I

by Marko Peric

On his show, Dennis Miller has a feature The Big Picture where he comments on photos from the news. This is a rather low effort thing to do, and it's generally very funny for him, so I'm going to rip off all sorts of intellectual property here and do it myself. This is for parody, so don't get upset if you don't find my comments funny. If this gets a positive response I might make it a semi-regular feature here, so hit the message board and tell me what you think.

	"I don't care if this is heavy, I'm dragging it down to the pawn shop to get cash for a Game Cube."
There is something just not right about this shirt, but I can't put my finger on it...
	"Hey, look. Fidel wants to ask permission to go potty again."
Word to the wise — what is effective against vampires might not be so effective against riot police in armoured vehicles.
	"Look, if you don't hand bin Laden over, I'm going to let Colin Powell keep scowling at you, and nobody wants that."
Tonight on Fox: When Bad Street Entertainers Attack
	When he got bored, Emperor Palpitine got stoned and used The Force to make the room spin.

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