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Okay, so I don't really have a mailbag, I have an email address. I don't get a whole lot of email about the site, but some
of what I get is rather funny. I got one today that amused me so much
that I just had to share it with the rest of you. I present it here in
it's entirety, with a couple of edits for language. My comments are in
italics. And yes, the email I got had text this size and font, and all
those exclamation marks, not to mention the horrible grammar and spelling.
Let me repeat, I didn't write this. One Peter Fung, aka
LoKo, did. I'm not publishing his email address, but it's a .uk addy if
you're wondering. And a warning, you might find the content of this letter
offensive.
When
i first came on your site i thought cool my friends well like this but
then i saw your GAMECUBE section and thought to myself cool this guy like
sGAMECUBE but then i saw your bitching about IT!, i mean if you dislike
it so much why watse your sad time writing about it!!!
Hey, I kvetch about pretty much everything, the Gamecube
is fair game.
I
mean who cares if its not a cube at least it looks like one, even if the
measurments are wrong, who gives a F**K!!!!!!!!
If it's not a cube, then it doesn't really look like
a cube, now does it?
Also
if you DONT like the name......WHY DONT YOU THINK OF 1 DUMB ASS, i mean
at least they thought of one unlike playstation2 i mean at least they
did'nt call the GAMECUBE:
!!!!!!!!!!!!NINTENDO2!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's the thing. I don't work for Nintendo, so it's
not my job to think of names for game consoles. If it was, I'm sure I
could do better than GameCube. Also, it would be the Nintendo 4, not the
Nintendo 2. Or are you too young to remember the original NES and the
Super NES?
but really
if you know about computers like me you'll find out that the x-box's graphics
engine is slow and weak while the playstation2's and gamecubes's are fast
and strong and also the x-boxs prices are stupid so not many people well
buy it and if they do it'll take time so by the time gamecube and playstation
have sold their consolesin a year the x-box's well only be half of the
ps2's and G.C's
First, the PS2 and the X-Box are both considerably more
powerful than the Game Cube. That's one reason that it's cheaper. And
I never said which one was going to sell the best. And both the GameCube
and the X-Box have a long, long way to go to catch up the 20 million units
Sony has shipped. Also, I know about computers. Quite a lot, actually.
Probably a lot more than you, I'm willing to bet.
k thats
it
later f****r
-LoKo
Do you always end letters like that? Might not want
to do that on cover letters for job applications. For everyone else, here's
a link to the article Loko is complaining
about. Do you have some complaints about that or any other item I've posted?
This is your opportunity to get personally mocked on my page. Send your
angry email
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