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by Marko Peric

Okay, so I don't really have a mailbag, I have an email address. I don't get a whole lot of email about the site, but some of what I get is rather funny. I got one today that amused me so much that I just had to share it with the rest of you. I present it here in it's entirety, with a couple of edits for language. My comments are in italics. And yes, the email I got had text this size and font, and all those exclamation marks, not to mention the horrible grammar and spelling. Let me repeat, I didn't write this. One Peter Fung, aka LoKo, did. I'm not publishing his email address, but it's a .uk addy if you're wondering. And a warning, you might find the content of this letter offensive.


When i first came on your site i thought cool my friends well like this but then i saw your GAMECUBE section and thought to myself cool this guy like sGAMECUBE but then i saw your bitching about IT!, i mean if you dislike it so much why watse your sad time writing about it!!!

Hey, I kvetch about pretty much everything, the Gamecube is fair game.

I mean who cares if its not a cube at least it looks like one, even if the measurments are wrong, who gives a F**K!!!!!!!!

If it's not a cube, then it doesn't really look like a cube, now does it?

Also if you DONT like the name......WHY DONT YOU THINK OF 1 DUMB ASS, i mean at least they thought of one unlike playstation2 i mean at least they did'nt call the GAMECUBE:
!!!!!!!!!!!!NINTENDO2!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the thing. I don't work for Nintendo, so it's not my job to think of names for game consoles. If it was, I'm sure I could do better than GameCube. Also, it would be the Nintendo 4, not the Nintendo 2. Or are you too young to remember the original NES and the Super NES?

but really if you know about computers like me you'll find out that the x-box's graphics engine is slow and weak while the playstation2's and gamecubes's are fast and strong and also the x-boxs prices are stupid so not many people well buy it and if they do it'll take time so by the time gamecube and playstation have sold their consolesin a year the x-box's well only be half of the ps2's and G.C's

First, the PS2 and the X-Box are both considerably more powerful than the Game Cube. That's one reason that it's cheaper. And I never said which one was going to sell the best. And both the GameCube and the X-Box have a long, long way to go to catch up the 20 million units Sony has shipped. Also, I know about computers. Quite a lot, actually. Probably a lot more than you, I'm willing to bet.

k thats it
later f****r
-LoKo

Do you always end letters like that? Might not want to do that on cover letters for job applications. For everyone else, here's a link to the article Loko is complaining about. Do you have some complaints about that or any other item I've posted? This is your opportunity to get personally mocked on my page. Send your angry email now.

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