Generalizations

There are two types of people in the world, those who make broad generalizations, and those who don't. I count myself among the former. Below is a list of generalizations, some more tongue-in-cheek than others. There will be two types of readers of this list — those who find it amusing, and those who don't. Which are you?

There are two types of people in the world, those who are always late, and those who wait for them.

There are two types of people in the world, those who have a good attention span, and oh look, there's a squirrel.

There are three types of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't.

There are two types of drivers in the world, maniacs who drive too fast, and losers who drive too slow.

There are two types of people in the world, those from here, and those who are from away.

There are two types of people in the world, those who finish what they start.

There are two types of people in the world, those who think the glass is half full, and those who think the glass is half empty.

There are two types of people in the world, those who watch a movie and understand what's going on, and those who constantly ask the person beside them to explain what's happening in the movie.

There are two types of people in the world, those who think that flatulence is hilarious, and those who also think that flatulence is funny, but would never admit to it.

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are two types of people in the world, those who second guess themselves, and wait, that's not right. . .

There are two types of people in the world, those who think this list is funny, and those who think it's stupid, and probably didn't read this far anyway.