A Thousand Words, Part XVII

It's that time again. It's been almost two months since the last edition of A Thousand Words, but everyone loves funny photos, especially when accompanied by equally, if not even funnier, captions. If you haven't seen this feature before, you'll want to check out the link at the bottom of this page, where you'll find an index of every edition of A Thousand Words that we've done on the site. This is number 17, so that's a lot of funny photos. But before you do that, take a moment to enjoy this edition of A Thousand Words. Don't forget to run your mouse pointer over the pictures, some of them have alternate captions that will appear. The usual disclaimer applies: This is parody, don't get overly offended if we mock something or someone you know, love, or happen to be.

	One word: Futility.
When confronted with a hungry dinosaur, Jeremy knew exactly what not to do.
	To console himself on losing both the Presidential nomination and the election, John Edwards took to working on his makeout skills.
When chosing headphones, size is an often overlooked consideration.
	Word to the wise: Just because your finger fits doesn't mean your finger will be welcome.
	No one wondered why the giant wanted a pot large enough to hold twenty Englishmen until it was too late.
Introducing the new Sikorsky Black Helicopter 5000 ™ — when you need commandos and dogs delivered yesterday, accept no substitute.
	Fred knew where he wasn't wanted.

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