Everything Men Know About Women: Redux

Over two years ago I wrote a feature called Everything Men Know About Women. Now, I've written a lot of features, and like many of my features, this one was never intended to be taken seriously. I did however included a statement that ran thusly: "Women, this is the entirety of what we know about you. If there's anything else you want us to know, please let me know, and I'll see about adding it to the list." Well, it took a while, but someone finally held me to that statement. Which is cool, because I had something else I wanted to add anyway. If anyone else out there things there should be any additional items added to the the list, drop me a line and I'll see what I can do. But now, allow me to present:

Everything Men Know About Women/Everything Women Want Men to Know About Them

Women like flowers.

Women don't like the movie Ronin.

Even when they ask, even when it's true, no woman wants to be told she looks bad (or fat) in an outfit.

Women think cars with pop-up headlights are neat.

Women are always right.

Women appreciate being told that they're beautiful.