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Tomorrow one of the most highly anticipated movies of the
year, perhaps of any year, comes to theaters.The Matrix Revolutions
is the conclusion to one of the most successful film trilogies of recent
memory, and certainly one of the most, if you'll pardon the pun, revolutionary.
Way back in 1999 The Matrix completely reinvented the action
movie, much like Pulp Fiction reinvented the crime drama five
years previously.
Fans of the first movie had to wait four years for the sequel,
which arrived back in May to much fanfare, more money, and, ultimately,
a bit of an underwhelming response. While The Matrix had everyone
saying "Whoa," The Matrix Reloaded had people instead
saying "Huh." Whereas the first movie made the veiwer think,
the second one left a lot of people scratching their heads. I am one of
those people, and like many others, my response was to start coming up
with theories about the next movie and what was really going on. What
follows is a Good/Bad/Ugly rating of several such theories.
Disclaimer time: This article assumes
the reader has seen the two previous Matrix movies, and will
be utterly laced with spoilers. If you don't want to be spoiled, then
stop reading right now. The writer has not seen Revolutions yet,
so if some speculation proves to be wildly innaccurate, don't send too
many angry emails. If, on the other hand, some of the speculation proves
to be uncannily accurate, take it easy on the freaked-out/you-spoiled-the
movie-for-me/where-did-you-get-that-inside-scoop type emails. Remember,
what follows are theories, not facts.
Neo is a program: Okay, stop freaking out
about this one. Stop yelling "He can't be a program, he's the one,
Morpheus said so, the Oracle said so, he can't be a program!" Now
take a breath. Fact is, there's a lot of evidence to give credence to
this theory. It goes all the way back to the first half of the first movie.
Remember when Neo starts his training on the Nebuchadnezzar and after
an unprecedented number of training hours, Tank comments, "He's a
machine." An idle comment? Perhaps. But it could also be foreshadowing.
Later on, when Neo is fighting with the agents, a comment is made that
he moves like they do. Hmm.
Later on, in Reloaded, we are told several times about sentient
programs that operate within the matrix, but are not controlled by it,
such as the Oracle and the Merovingian, and Agent Smith. And when Neo
finally get to the Architect, it is stated that it was because of an anomaly
in the matrix code that Neo was destined to arrive there at that time.
Of course, if Neo is a program, how can he exist in the real world. Well,
that makes a Good segue to the next theory:
The "Real World" is another matrix:
This one strikes me as being almost too obvious. It explains so much stuff.
It explains why it is relatively simple for people to move from the real
world into the matrix. It explains how Agent Smith is able to get out
of the matrix. Most of all, it explains how Neo can have super powers
in the real world. It's very efficient from the point of view of the machines,
since it gives people who reject the matrix somewhere to go where they
can still be connected to a power plant, live in a "real world"
that's nice and miserable, but be happy because they think they're free.
In fact, it's not just efficient, it's downright ingenious. This theory
is so Good that I'm going to be annoyed if it isn't right.
We have been grossly misled about the state of
the world: If one accepts the previous theory, that means that
one has to accept at least the possibility that the actual, honest to
goodness, real world, might be nothing like the "real world"
where Zion is the last human refuge. It might be a lot nicer. It might
be even worse. This theory isn't so much based on evidence as it is on
speculation. But think about it, it's already been revealed that the Oracle
is a program, and that Neo is a reset switch for the matrix. What if the
war happened so long ago that the actual real world has had time to recover
from the environmental damage? What if the skies never were scorched at
all, and it was just convenient for the machines to hook humans up to generate
power, instead of exterminating us all? Would that be so Bad?
Humans are being used for brain power, not electrical
power: What if there was some other reason for humans to be hooked
up other than providing heat and electricity for the machines? If one
accepts the previous theory, there might not be such a pressing need for
power. And even if there is, would it not be easier to hook up some other
mammals for power? Take cattle for example. I'm willing to bet that cows
give off a lot more heat and bio-electricity than humans, and they're
a heck of a lot easier to control. We've been doing it since the bronze
age. What if the human brain is actually what the machines are harnessing?
There's an considerable amount of computing power available in a single
human brain, not to mention billions. And we've seen that when a human
is hooked up to the matrix, the primary connection point appears to be
right into the brain stem. Keeping people alive and conscious with a persuasive
virtual reality simulation would maintain plenty of brain activity. Perhaps
the machines don't need humans as batteries, but as microprocessors. The
more I think about, the more I think this theory is a Good
one.
Humans built the matrix: If you accept
that we have been decieved already, and likely are to be again, would
not this be the ultimate deception? What if there are no intelligent machines,
but when you get right down to it, it's all a simulation being run by
humans for one reason or another. Or what if humans built the matrix at
first, but the machines ended up taking it over, and remade it in their
own image? Disturbing thoughts, I agree? What if Weird Al Yankovic shows
up in Revolutions singing "Everything You Know Is Wrong."
I'll bet the reaction would be really Ugly. |