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       Tomorrow one of the most highly anticipated movies of the 
        year, perhaps of any year, comes to theaters.The Matrix Revolutions 
        is the conclusion to one of the most successful film trilogies of recent 
        memory, and certainly one of the most, if you'll pardon the pun, revolutionary. 
        Way back in 1999 The Matrix completely reinvented the action 
        movie, much like Pulp Fiction reinvented the crime drama five 
        years previously. 
       Fans of the first movie had to wait four years for the sequel, 
        which arrived back in May to much fanfare, more money, and, ultimately, 
        a bit of an underwhelming response. While The Matrix had everyone 
        saying "Whoa," The Matrix Reloaded had people instead 
        saying "Huh." Whereas the first movie made the veiwer think, 
        the second one left a lot of people scratching their heads. I am one of 
        those people, and like many others, my response was to start coming up 
        with theories about the next movie and what was really going on. What 
        follows is a Good/Bad/Ugly rating of several such theories. 
       Disclaimer time: This article assumes 
        the reader has seen the two previous Matrix movies, and will 
        be utterly laced with spoilers. If you don't want to be spoiled, then 
        stop reading right now. The writer has not seen Revolutions yet, 
        so if some speculation proves to be wildly innaccurate, don't send too 
        many angry emails. If, on the other hand, some of the speculation proves 
        to be uncannily accurate, take it easy on the freaked-out/you-spoiled-the 
        movie-for-me/where-did-you-get-that-inside-scoop type emails. Remember, 
        what follows are theories, not facts. 
       Neo is a program: Okay, stop freaking out 
        about this one. Stop yelling "He can't be a program, he's the one, 
        Morpheus said so, the Oracle said so, he can't be a program!" Now 
        take a breath. Fact is, there's a lot of evidence to give credence to 
        this theory. It goes all the way back to the first half of the first movie. 
        Remember when Neo starts his training on the Nebuchadnezzar and after 
        an unprecedented number of training hours, Tank comments, "He's a 
        machine." An idle comment? Perhaps. But it could also be foreshadowing. 
        Later on, when Neo is fighting with the agents, a comment is made that 
        he moves like they do. Hmm. 
        Later on, in Reloaded, we are told several times about sentient 
        programs that operate within the matrix, but are not controlled by it, 
        such as the Oracle and the Merovingian, and Agent Smith. And when Neo 
        finally get to the Architect, it is stated that it was because of an anomaly 
        in the matrix code that Neo was destined to arrive there at that time. 
        Of course, if Neo is a program, how can he exist in the real world. Well, 
        that makes a Good segue to the next theory: 
       The "Real World" is another matrix: 
        This one strikes me as being almost too obvious. It explains so much stuff. 
        It explains why it is relatively simple for people to move from the real 
        world into the matrix. It explains how Agent Smith is able to get out 
        of the matrix. Most of all, it explains how Neo can have super powers 
        in the real world. It's very efficient from the point of view of the machines, 
        since it gives people who reject the matrix somewhere to go where they 
        can still be connected to a power plant, live in a "real world" 
        that's nice and miserable, but be happy because they think they're free. 
        In fact, it's not just efficient, it's downright ingenious. This theory 
        is so Good that I'm going to be annoyed if it isn't right. 
        We have been grossly misled about the state of 
        the world: If one accepts the previous theory, that means that 
        one has to accept at least the possibility that the actual, honest to 
        goodness, real world, might be nothing like the "real world" 
        where Zion is the last human refuge. It might be a lot nicer. It might 
        be even worse. This theory isn't so much based on evidence as it is on 
        speculation. But think about it, it's already been revealed that the Oracle 
        is a program, and that Neo is a reset switch for the matrix. What if the 
        war happened so long ago that the actual real world has had time to recover 
        from the environmental damage? What if the skies never were scorched at 
        all, and it was just convenient for the machines to hook humans up to generate 
        power, instead of exterminating us all? Would that be so Bad? 
        Humans are being used for brain power, not electrical 
        power: What if there was some other reason for humans to be hooked 
        up other than providing heat and electricity for the machines? If one 
        accepts the previous theory, there might not be such a pressing need for 
        power. And even if there is, would it not be easier to hook up some other 
        mammals for power? Take cattle for example. I'm willing to bet that cows 
        give off a lot more heat and bio-electricity than humans, and they're 
        a heck of a lot easier to control. We've been doing it since the bronze 
        age. What if the human brain is actually what the machines are harnessing? 
        There's an considerable amount of computing power available in a single 
        human brain, not to mention billions. And we've seen that when a human 
        is hooked up to the matrix, the primary connection point appears to be 
        right into the brain stem. Keeping people alive and conscious with a persuasive 
        virtual reality simulation would maintain plenty of brain activity. Perhaps 
        the machines don't need humans as batteries, but as microprocessors. The 
        more I think about, the more I think this theory is a Good 
        one.
       Humans built the matrix: If you accept 
        that we have been decieved already, and likely are to be again, would 
        not this be the ultimate deception? What if there are no intelligent machines, 
        but when you get right down to it, it's all a simulation being run by 
        humans for one reason or another. Or what if humans built the matrix at 
        first, but the machines ended up taking it over, and remade it in their 
        own image? Disturbing thoughts, I agree? What if Weird Al Yankovic shows 
        up in Revolutions singing "Everything You Know Is Wrong." 
        I'll bet the reaction would be really Ugly.   |