An Early Gift Idea

It's never too early to start your Christmas shopping. And so as a public service to all my readers, here's what I think is a good bet to be the hot toy this Christmas. Look for it coming soon to a department store near you.

It's Post Apocalyptic Furby! Guaranteed to traumatize youngsters and provide hours of terminatoresque fun. The exposed electrical parts and wires are easily pulled apart by little fingers. Recommended for children aged five and up. Not recommended for anyone who thinks that capacitors might be edible.