How to Deal with Boredom

The other evening I found myself rather bored. This is a rare occurrence for me, and I wasn't entirely sure what I should do with the rest of my evening. So, I turned to that perpetual online time vacuum, Facebook. I changed my status to "Marko isn't sure what to do with the rest of the evening." Well, apparently that was an invitation, because occasional writer for this site, Mike Thomas, decided he should help me find something to do. Now have a list of things to do, all posted as individual comments on my status, all by Mike.

1. Make a hat
2. See how much water you can drink in a minute. Repeat.
3. Draw a picture of a carnival
4. Go on a skunk hunt.
5. Get a bowl of warm water, and put Sean's (my son, who was sound asleep) hand in it.
6. Dye your hair.
7. Prank call George Clooney.
8. Draw a Sharpie tattoo (done with a Sharpie) on the bottom of one of your feet.
9. Pillage.
10. Block off University Avenue at the corner of University and Belvedere with traffic cones, and see how many people stop, and turn around after driving the length of the avenue. You can sit in the Subway, and see everything from there.....so I've heard.
11. Get a cat.
12. Clean up the mess from seeing how much water you could drink in a minute.
13. Order pizzas for Troy. Lots of pizzas.
14. Smelt something.
15. Smite something.
16. Get another cat.
17. Fist fight imaginary elderly people.
18. Read the phone book with various accents from around the world.
19. Blindfold yourself and set your alarm to go off at a random time. Turn it to the buzzer noise and just wait to see when it'll go off. NO PEAKING!
20. Find out how little smoke it really takes to set off a fire alarm.
21. Discover what hand-moisturizer tastes like.
22. Build a tinker-toy construct enclosing your toilet, and wait for the fun to come to you.
23. Download as many of the Harriet's Magic Hats episodes that you can find.
24. Answer the phone, Troy wants to know if you're hungry and want to come over.
25. Screaming contest with the landlord. You: As long as you can while sprinting in circles. Him: He may just yell 'shut up' a lot.
26. Play Monopoly alone. Grim.
27. Talk like Strong Sad for the rest of the night.
28. Three things:
    1. Birthday Suit
    2. Liquid Paper
    3. Black Light
29. Youtube a lip-sync of your favorite Pet Shop Boys song.
30. Youtube a lip-sync of your favorite Pet Shop Boys song as Strong Sad.
31. Comment bomb a friend's status update on Facebook...